I hope the same people who bemoaned Beckham for wanting to stay in Milan last spring are not crying over Donovan’s loan not being extended.

Apparently cocaine isn’t the only Columbian export coming to America in droves. MLS continues to mine the country for talent

We are less than 100 days from my tournament! Buy your tickets and pay no attention to how much stock in airlines I own!

“If I wanted the rules explained to me every five minutes, I’d loooove JP Dellacamera.” -@GTTF

FC Dallas now has the two goalkeepers with questionable hair style choices…I feel this is a win/win for everyone.

The place I work at has started following me on Twitter. I’ll say that they drop me following the weekends soccer action

Now that the Olympics are over, can Vancouver focus on making the MLS Whitecaps website suck less?

Whatever Landon Donovan does in life he’ll never forget these special times @Everton, the love of Gwladys Street & team’s joy when he scored

Taking my coach’s advice… “You need to get out in the sun more. You look more Canadian than you do Armenian.” – Bruce Arena

Can’t help but think if Jozy was playing for David Moyes his game would improve so much further.

Oh Yakubu. How is it you have a case of the Mondays on a Sunday?

Still waiting for the study that says soccer fans have higher propensity for acne, which would explain these all these FSC ProActiv ads

I wonder if this FSC delay is caused by the HD feed…WHICH I CAN’T WATCH BECAUSE FSC WONT AGREE TO LET ANYONE CARRY THE F’N CHANNEL!

@GTTF This LD situation is another example of why the welfare of MLS is not necessarily the best thing for the USMNT.

oh peter vegenas…why did you parents hate you?

2-2, Ramos. “Sergio Ramos gets a nipple erection … well, that’s what his body language was tellin’ me.”

That Vokes miss was uglier than Carlos Tevez in drag.

I hope all my @weareecs friends have a good time in Vancouver. Show the boys what to expect this season. SING LOUD SING PROUD #UPTHEECS

Lol watching Cobi Jones on a re-run of pros vs joes.. Haha shit talkin up a storm.

Wow: Vokes does his best impersonation of Ante Razov, skying the ball over the bar from close range. Should have been a goal for Wolves.

@SoccerByIves Eriksson is a great coach. The English are delusional. Look at some winning percentages for England coaches, Sven is near top

Nani is rocking the Portuguese mullet right now. business in the front, samba in the back. #mufc

Looking forward 2 Everton-Hull at Goodison Sunday. If Jozy scores on Howard will USA fans be conflicted? Prob not. Jozy needs goal more.

RT @jamiehex: Dear Fox Soccer and affiliates, I am now illegally stream the Fulham game on 3 different computers. Wankers.#soccer #FoxSoccer

Alex Ferguson and I are both blaming Wayne Rooney today. The difference is, I blame him for the war in Afghanistan.

It appears that Andrei Arshavin and John Terry have the same shite barber.

Good luck to @stuholden22 in his surgery tomorrow. We both going to come back stronger than ever! Hope all is well and God Bless!!!

Now that Michael Owen’s career is finished, I’m going to bring him and the lead singer from Color Me Badd to MLS.

Not sure what’s stranger, Arsene Wenger saying he enjoys a good tackle as much as a good pass, or Roy Keane critizing bad tackles (I know).

@Jrodius if my previous tweet about kevin hartman does not make this week in twitter review I will boycott something!

@Hillcrest_Road can kevin hartman play on the supporter’s team or would that require the cauldron trade an int’l spot for his rights?

Are some of you soccer bloggers seriously arguing over whether Brits or Americans should call the games for ESPN? Seriously??? (cont)….

While you were arguing about this, I was getting poon. Jason-1 Soccer Bloggers Arguing Over Stupid Shit-0

Nigel de Jong deserved the red card (SoccerBlog.com) And OJ Simpson deserves to be in jail. That’s kinda not the point http://ow.ly/1eijR

ESPN World Cup commentary solution for @kylejmccarthy: Use the @ebertchicago voice synthesizer software to reanimate Myron Cope

I honestly believe there is a yanks abroad injury curse. what other nat’l team has this many good players on the injury list?

Off to England today. Home of the Queen and Darren Huckerby. I hope I have the strength to resist the advances of John Terry =)

Stuart Scott on the US/Netherlands highlights commentary straight #FAIL.

@mcmz403 the dance is too soon to still be trying on dresses(awful analogy). Pick your line-up and make changes to win the game
Taller

Time to be a captain Bocanegra. Slice Bornsteins’ achilles tendon…for America.

Is it me or does dirk kuyt look like he should star in a movie w/ Cher!

Okay, any #usmnt players reading this: Go take Jonny B’s passport and hold on to it until, oh, let’s say July

Once again, Bob Bradley + Bornstein + Jesse Marsch = way too much fucking Chivas for this USA

100%. Chance that Bob Bradley didn’t see what Jonathan Bornstein just did and thus it won’t effect his roster spot for SA #USMNT

Bob Ley thinks the US is playing a country called “Amsterdam”.

I always wanted a site called Major League Stalker

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