He’s becoming the David Beckham of our generation. No, not because he can bend it like Beckham either. Stuart Holden is our generations pretty boy. Girls oogle over him, guys wish to have bromances with him, and me–well I just wish he’d get a new stylist.
He’s talented, don’t get me wrong. I think he just has a lot to learn. Maybe if he stopped putting all that hair gel and hair dye on his head and focused on being the best player he can be he’d accomplish what needs to get done so he can go to Europe.
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Stuart will be in Europe in a year or two (if not next year). Even if he is a pretty boy, he is a quality player. Sounds like someone is still taking those Seattle bitter pills.
yeah his hair is seriously out of control. i could see his mom being a real doter who dressed him up and kept his hair en-gel throughout his childhood….probably can’t dress himself.
doesn’t he have the same hairstyle as the kid in “jerry mcguire”. I subscribe to his twitter feed and the kid is seriously stupid, so don’t blame him too much.
Girls oogle over him? Blind girls??? He looks like he’s 10 and ate too many carrots.
Hahaha HATERS!!!! This guy is quality player and will be in Europe where people appreciate the skill a play has not how they dress or look hahahaha..
Hahaha HATERS!!!! This guy is quality player and will be in Europe where people appreciate the skill a player has not how they dress or look hahahaha.
i said he was talented..
i said he will be in europe..i just think he’s a little too “pretty boy” for me…
plus i don’t think i can trust someone that looks like Lucius Malfoy
Holden was already in Europe, 4 years ago. In 2005 he was signed by Sunderland. Before he could make an appearance he was attacked outside of a bar and had his face fractured. He returned to the U.S. to recover.
Haha you got owned. He’s become one of the best players in the states. And now he’s probably gonna go to europe.
You are absolutly out of your mind. Stuart Holden is one of this generations best players. When evaluting a soccer player, you might want to actually look at his skills and speed instead of talking about hair and style ? Maybe he’ll like England better because ppl won’t judge him on qualities that have nothing to do with his sport like you are doing.
And anyway, do you even play soccer ??
plus, he looks like he is taylor twellman’s bottom…